Friday, August 16, 2013

More you might be a Redneck Firefighter if….

The soda machine in the station is actually loaded with Genesee, Iron City or insert low end beer here.

Four guys get off a piece of apparatus and three of them are related (whether they know it or not).
The portables still have extendable antennas.
The “donations” from filling pools with the tanker are a major source of department income. 
The Memorial Day Chicken Barbeque at the station is the social event of the year. 
A call comes in at 7:00 AM on the first day of deer season and the only one who moves are the deer. 
One of the first line pieces still has coats, boots, and helmets hanging from a rack on the side. 
The port-a-pond doubles as the town swimming pool on hot summer days. 

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